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 Kang-kadang,
ader setengah-setengah bende yang kita masih lagik
tak paham pasal kaum hawa ni semua... Sekejap cakap
tu, sekejap cakap ni.. at the end of the day, kita
pon naik malas nak layan.. tapi kan, tak semua la
yang macam gitu.. Tapi, here's a few things that would
help solve the greatest mystery of all.. which is
a woman's mind....
What the babes say:
Kita betol- betol tak suka when you show us how
to lift weights. We think it means you think we're fat.
What the dudes says:
Huh?? Maner ader fat??? Kata nak badan macam Demi Moore
pat dalam criter Charlie's Angels tu??
What the babes say:
We don't like it when you suggest going out to eat
at a healthy restaurant, for the same reason.
What the dudes says:
Nak makan pon nak gadoh ke???
What the babes say:
We don't consider kissing another man cheating. But
if you were to kiss another woman, it would be cheating.
What the dudes says:
Wah wah wah.. banyak cantik you nyer muka???
What the babes say:
Unlike you, we want to hang out with your family.
What the dudes says:
You nak duduk bawah ketiak my mother pon bole..
What the babes say:
If you are responsible for our cat running away, the
relationship will end shortly.
What the dudes says:
Abih kalau I yang run away amacam??..
What the babes say:
We want something on Valentine's Day, even if we said
we didn't.
What the dudes says:
We really want that new car/bike/computer/toy, even
if we said we didn't, kita cuma eksen jerr..
What the babes say:
The more you know about pop culture, the more we love
you.
What the dudes says:The
more you know who plays for Spain/Barcelona, who drives
for McLarens/BMW, who rides a Honda CR 250/Kawasaki
KX 250, and what Counter-Strike is all about, the
more WE love you!
What the babes say:
We think it's gross when you stick your tongue in
our ears.
What the dudes says:We
know, but tu kita peh suka ah!!... hurhurhurr..
What the babes say:
There really is something reassuring about your body
odor.
What the dudes says:
Huh?? BO?? You biar betik??
What the babes say:
Any friendships you have with other women freak us
out, even if we say it's fine.
What the dudes says:
Eleehhh.. tak payah jeles laa.. dia tu kan
cuma my fren ajerr.. kita tak pernah buat aper aper..
betoolll... serioouusss...
Hurhurhuhurhurhur,, amacam? ader yang macam familiar
tak?
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